Honey, Hide the lighters

Sticks & stones may break your bones, but this smell will flat KNOCK YOU OUT!

Walking into the room, I was hit by an overwhelming smell... it almost knocked me off my feet. So the question came out quick & blunt while I was gasping for oxygen.

Me: "What is that smell?"

Lauren: "It's okay, it was just bubbles from my booty."

Me: "You tooted?" (There was nothing that was OK about that smell).

Lauren: "No Mom, I don't toot anymore it was just air bubbles".