THINGS HE SAYS TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING:
Evan: Mom, do you know where my balls are?
(I have to admit, I wasn’t quite sure how to answer that one. So I answered it with a question).
Me: Yes, but do YOU know where they are?
Evan: He giggled hysterically and said “OF COURSE!”
(I still have no idea what “balls” we was referring to at that particular moment).